i'm not very close with my fridge / 我和我冰箱不熟 / part I

after my long term irresponsible countless flings with my fridge,
i decided to knock at my fridge's door this morning to
check out what kind of members are staying in the club.
"how old are you?"
"..."
"who/what are you?"
"..."
"why are you even here?!"
"!!!"
"you're 100 y.o.?! but you are looking ageless!"